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In this world, everything is becoming simpler and simpler, stupider and stupider; constantly being dumbed down. Music, movies, television, literature—it is all becoming more basic and more cliché. But nothing suffers more from this plague of unoriginality than video games.

Almost all popular video games these days are the same thing: Simplistic shooters with no good story or characters, no underlying message; nothing. It’s a shame that such dull and mindless games constantly get good reviews. Most shooter games follow the same formula of war between two races, countries, or planets where you go through each level shooting astoundingly dumb enemies.

A perfect example of games becoming more simplistic is Halo Wars. The game strays from the path of real time strategy games where you plan out your fight, and skillfully judge where to place your buildings and resources to just spawning forces until the other side dies! Not only that, but it perfectly uses the famous name of the Halo series and the lure of new maps for Halo 3 in its advertising, assuring the game high sales from the mindless consumers.

If there is any recurring theme in video games these days, it’s the absurdly boring protagonists. They’re all the same now, a big tough bald (or just shaven head) guy, often a space marine, fighting in an army, or as a mercenary. If you’re lucky, the protagonist gets a dark past to go with his super muscular simplicity. Good examples would be the leads of many games: the Gears of War series, Halo Wars, Chronicles of Riddick, Prototype, Mass Effect, Army of Two, Crysis, Kane and Lynch, Grand Theft Auto 4, STALKER, Hitman, Too Human, Resistance: Fall of Man, God of War, Fracture, Star Wars: Force Unleashed, and many others. Why are developers so scared to stray from this overly done lead?

Another thing abundant in games is the terrible environments. It’s always brown, grey, olive, and black now. Supposedly it’s “realistic,” but all I’m seeing are dull colors. The war zones, are often post apocalyptic settings, now with cover thrown about that just happens to be perfectly sized for any soldier crouching down; a seemingly great contribution to the games of today from the Gears of War games. Even one of my favorite games, Fallout 3, suffers from the brown syndrome, For whatever reason, you can always find dusty looking snowflakes falling in the air in these games too. I may sound like a nostalgic loser saying this, but whatever happened to all the vibrant games from just a few years ago?

Just several years ago, everyone complained about all of the WWII shooters, and playing as Joe Everyman the infantry soldier, but now we’ve just moved onto the newer games and ideas that are rehashed again and again. I surely hope that original games that stray from the norm like Okami, Mad World, Katamari Damacy, No More Heroes, Portal, Flower, Shadow of the Colossus, and the Mother series will keep being created, or I will lose all interest in games. Sure all the monotonous shooter games can be fun, but it’s pathetic that they are constantly heralded with high reviews.

-FRUIT

Fallout 3

Fallout 3 is for the PS3 and the Xbox 360. It is a HUGE adventure game. If you have ever played Oblivion than you would agree with me when I say that Fallout is the same as Oblivion, but with guns. The game takes place in a post-apocalyptic Washington D.C., although most of the environment looks like the 80′s. Most of the people survived by going into these safe houses called vaults.  The vaults were big underground systems made up of rooms for the residents and everything else that is needed to survive for long periods of time. You play as the son or daughter of a great scientist named James (I am not naming him after me, thats his name =P). Your mother dies in labor in the beginning of the game. Your father eventually escapes the vault, and you have to try to find him. I won’t say much else about the gameplay because I don’t want to spoil the game for you =P.

The game has a lot of unique characteristics that makes it different from most other games. For instance, you do use guns, and there is a system in game that lets you pause time to target specific parts or your target’s body, (i.e. you could shoot them in the leg from far away to cripple their leg making them walk/run slower or target their head to get the job done faster). There are levels in the game, too. With each level you choose an attribute to increase (i.e.- explosives, small guns, big guns, barter, etc.). You also choose a new perk each level, giving you a new ability or increasing the chances for the perk to happen. For instance, there is a perk called “Bloody Mess”. With this perk there is a chance for your target to “explode” when you shoot them, you could shoot them in the leg, and their head could fall off, too.

This is defiantly not a children’s game. There is language (and lots of it =P) and plenty of blood.  The enemies you find can very from a vicious dog to a super mutant.  The game also has a “free dialogue” (that’s what I call it) system making the outcome of every conversation up to you. Overall, the game is loads of fun and there is SOOO much to do. If you focus on the primary quests you could finish the whole game in about 4 or 5 days, depending on how much you play, but there are side quests that will give some nice rewards and experience.

If you have not played the game don’t say it sucks and if you have, comment away =D.

-James

What kind of movie is The Princess Bride? Is it action/adventure? Is it a comedy? Is it a love story? Or is it a fantasy? Yes, yes, yes, and once again yes. This 1987 flick is a hit for the whole family. Containing bits and pieces for everyone, The Princess Bride is a story of true love surviving death by pirates, treacherous cliffs which only a giant and Cary Elwes can climb, impeccable sword fights from non-left handed men, and a Sicilian’s toxic wit. And that’s just to get the girl! Who knows what might happen next?

This pleasing medley of the best movie genres was first created from the genius mind of writer William Goldman in the book of the same name. William Goldman is an accomplished screenwriter of many movies from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid to Misery. Goldman’s idea for The Princess Bride originated (like most great stories) from his daughters’ requests for a bedtime story. One daughter wanted a story about a princess while the other wanted one about a bride. From these two parameters, The Princess Bride was born. Taken up by director Rob Reiner (This is Spinal Tap), the book was visually adapted for the screen. Appealing to young and old, boys and girls, and everyone in between, this story (despite low box office sales upon its release in 1987) has taken off and has enraptured all who watch it. A perfect story for a rainy day or a sunny one to watch with your family, friends, or even by yourself, The Princess Bride is a highly adaptable movie perfectly suiting any situation.

The basic story plot is that of Westley, a promising young farmhand, who leaves his beloved Buttercup with a promise to return. However, things do not always turn out as they should, and some time later, Buttercup finds out that Westley has been killed by the Dread Pirate Roberts. True love always overcomes death however, and hilarity ensues. In the spirit of not wanting to spoil the experience, I will include only a few of the specifics of the plot. It contains a lot of things like true love, death, preparing to die, sword fights, mind tricks, torture, a drunken Spaniard and his rhyme-gifted giant friend (and when I say giant, I mean giant), revenge, and a murder plot. Good stuff, am I right?

In the way of acting, this movie has some of the best comedic actors around. The lovely Robin Wright Penn portrays a perfect Buttercup, honest and beautiful, and the dedication of Cary Elwes (Westley) and Mandy Patinkin (Inigo Montoya) to the roles truly shows in their sword fight scene. Each practiced every free moment off camera to perfect their moves. André the Giant fills his role’s shoes quite perfectly as the giant Fezzik (a perfect cast – the part was written for him by Goldman himself). Chris Sarandon and Christopher Guest also provide hilarious entertainment as Prince Humperdinck and the faithful Count Rugen respectively. There even is a brief, though unforgettable, appearance of the brilliant Billy Crystal as Miracle Max. The whole cast works as a sublime ensemble playing off each other and apparently enjoying the ride thoroughly.

As a new type of fairy tale, The Princess Bride is able to connect with viewers of all walks of life. Even if you haven’t escaped a fire swamp or an attack of terrifying R.O.U.S.’s, this story is sure to relate to you in some way. Complete with a bunch of rollicking, ironic jokes, The Princess Bride will surely turn out “as you wish”.

 

-mmeyer

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